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Le Project

Get one of those shiny guiding pins. Cut in all the lift queues, get deep discounts on all the lift passes, take your mates heliskiing for the day, and get all the babes. Where do I sign?

The Steps

Unfortunately they just don't give these pins away. Here's what you do:

  1. Climb 55 routes forming a resume called a "liste des courses"
  2. Pass an entrance exam called a "probatoire"
  3. Take eight weeks of courses within up to a three year period to get something called a "diploma de guide aspirint"
  4. Do one fairly hard climb called a "raid" for example the north face of the Grands Jorasses
  5. Do 49 more routes that can be quite easy, although some have to be in the presence of another guide
  6. Take eight more weeks of courses within up to four more years...

And voila! You're UN GEED.

Progress

Actually I'm not sure if I want to progress past step 2 - the probatoire - or not, so that's the goal for now. Something to stay focused on, and anyway most of the climbs on the list des courses I want to do anyway. The test itself looks pretty hard core but the list should be doable, although I'm not sure if I'll finish before next year's deadline in April.

Current Stage: Probatoire Resume

9 climbs to go - finished 46/55 so far...

Group 1: High Alititude Rock Climbing

# Name Grade Length Altitude Natural Pro? Partner/Notes
Guy-Anne (Envers) 6a+/TD+ 350m 2921m Y With Richard, 6/29/2007
Bienvenue a Georges V (Envers) 6a+/TD+ 370m 2921m Y With Richard, 6/30/2007
Danse avec le Pilier 6c/ED- 350m 3300m N With Richard, 7/8/2007
Reglette da Ballo (Triolet) 6b/TD+ 360m 3435m N With Matias, 7/16/2007
La Forteresse du Vide 6b/TD+ 350m 2929m N With Richard and Agnes, 8/4/2007
Pas d'Asile pour Pazuzu 6a/TD+ 400m 3300m N With Richard and Agnes, 8/11/2007
A Nous, La Belle Vie 6a/TD 350m 3025m N With Gethin, 8/24/2007
Amazonia 6a+/TD+ 370m 2921m Y With Gethin and Yoshi, 9/1/2007
Chihuaha 6a+/TD+ 420m 3409m Y With Yoshi, 9/2/2007
Nabot Leon - Osez Josephine 6a/TD 400m 3170m Y With Will, 9/10/2007

Group 2: Ice and Snow

# Name Grade Different Descent Route? Length Partner/Notes
Liskamm North Face - Norma/Neruda D+/TD Y 1000m With Jon, summer 2005
Lenzspitze North Face D+ Y 500m With Jon, summer 2005
Weissmies Normal Route PD N 900m With two Valais girls... summer 2005
Mont Maudit via Mont Blanc du Tacul PD+ N 1000m Solo, Winter 2006
Grand Casse par les Grands Couloirs PD+ Y 1350m Solo, Winter 2006
Aig d'Argentiere par la Glacier du Milieu PD+ N 850m With Agnes, Winter 2006
Mont Blanc Traverse (3MB to Gouter) PD+ Y 1660m With Will and Athilla
(W) Jager Couloir D (D) Y 600m Idea...
(W) Diable Couloir D (D) Y 800m Idea...
(W) Gabbarou-Albinoni TD (D) N 500m Idea...
  Jungfrau PD+ (PD) N 800m Idea...
  Aiguille de Bionassay Traverse AD (PD) Y 1200m (500m) Idea...
  Monch [swap alpine list with Rimpfishorn] (PD) N 500m Idea...
  Courturier Couloir (Aig Verte) D (D5) Y (Y4) 1000m (500m) Idea...
  Aig du Midi Face Nord - Mallory or Eugster PD+ (PD) N (N) 1850m (500m) Idea...
  *** (W) Petit Viking D+ (PD) N 500m (?) Idea...
  The Shroud (Grands Jorasses) TD+ Y 750m Idea...
  (W) Voie Ferrari (Tacul) AD Y 500m (?) Idea...
  (W?) North Couloir TD- ? 700m Idea...
  * (W) Col des Courtes NE Couloir (ski) AD N 800m (?) Idea...
  (W?) Courtes Austrain or Swiss Routes D+/TD- ? 800m Idea...
  (W?) Original - Aig d'Argentiere D- Y 700m Idea...
  • 3 more graded D or greater
  • 1 of the above must descent route is different from the ascent
  • All must be 500m in length
  • Group 3: Alpine Climbing

    # Name Grade On List? Length Partner/Notes
    Dent Blanche Normal Route AD N 850m With German Thomas, summer 2005
    Matterhorn Hornli Ridge AD N 1220m With German Thomas, summer 2005
    Obergablehorn WSW Ridge AD N 840m With American Paul, summer 2005
    Zinal Rothorn Normal Route AD N 1020m With Ollie, summer 2005
    Rimpfishorn WSW Ridge PD/PD+ N 1600m Solo, summer 2005
    Traversee des Aiguilles Dorees AD+/D- Y   With Richard, 7/19/2007
    Traversee des Aiguilles Rouges d'Arolla D Y   With Richard, 7/27/2007
    Arete Ryan D+ Y   With Richard, 8/3/2007
    Traveree Aretes de Sialouze D Y   With Gethin, 8/26/2007
    Kuffner Arete (Mont Maudit) D Y   With Dennis, 9/23/2007 .

    Group 4: Hard Rock Climbing

    # Name Grade Length Partner/Notes
    Bon Voyage (Barbarine) 7a 185m With Jim-Gym, summer 2007
    Punk Not Dead (Balme) 6b 150m With Jim, May 9, 2007
    Vipers au Pied (Barbarine) 6b 165m With Toby, May 18, 2007
    La Sylvie Phobie (Barbarine) 6b A0 (6c+) 250m With Matias, May 20, 2007
    L'Alchimista (Sardinia) 6c+ 210m With Pete, May 2007
    Un apres midi de la chien (Balme) 6b 170m With Ricard and JC, June 13, 2007
    Inferno (Mirroir d'Argentine) 6b A0 (6c) 450m With Matias and Pete, June 17, 2007
    Poeme a Lou (Brevent) 6b A0 (6c) 230m With American Paul, Aug 15, 2007
    Gloire du Satan 6c 150m With Gethin, 8/26/2007
    Copacabana (Tours d'Areu) 6b (TD+/6b) 190m (150m) Idea...
      Indiana Jaune (La Maladiere) 6b+ (TD+/6b) 270m (150m) Idea...
      Aiguille de Vanoise 6b ~250m Idea...
      Mamba (Mirroir d'Argentine) 6b/6c 500m Idea...
      Majorette Thatcher 6b 180m Idea...
  • 1 more graded at least 6b and at least 150m long
  • Group 5: Ski Mountaineering

    # Name Height Gain Nights at different locations Partner/Notes
    Bernese Oberland 4000m Peak Trip 4500m 2 With German Thomas, winter 2005
    Mont Blanc Grands Mullets 2200m 1 With Nuno, winter 2005
    Monta Rosa Dufourspitze 2000m 1 With German Thomas, winter 2005
    Aletchhorn 3500m 1 With Ricki, winter 2005
    Piz Bernina 1550m 1 With Matias, winter 2007
    Alphubel + Strahlhorn 2350m 1 With German Thomas, winter 2005
    Grand Paradiso 2000m 1 With Tom Idris and Mel, winter 2006
    Dent d'Herons 2170m 1 With German Thomas, winter 2006
    Argentiere - Col du Rachasses 1785m 0 Solo, Winter 2006
    Zermatt - Aschjoch 2006m 1 Solo, Winter 2005

    Group 6: Waterfall Ice Climbing

    # Name Grade Length Partner/Notes
      (4+) (100m)  
      (4+) (100m)  
      (4+) (100m)  
      (4+) (100m)  
      (4+) (100m)  

    Probatoire Resume

    Group 1: High Alititude Rock Climbing Group 2: Ice and Snow Group 3: Alpine Climbing Group 4: Hard Rock Climbing Group 5: Ski Mountaineering Group 6: Waterfall Ice Climbing

    Full Steps to Getting the Pin

    References:

    Step A - "Probatoire" Entrance Exam
    Applicants must be 18 years or older (at the first of January of the year of the test), present a resume of 55 prior climbs (details available on the ENSA website), and have taken a first aid course (AFPS).

    Duration: Around five days

    Step B: General Course on Mountain Sports
    Duration? Cost?

    Step C: Fondation Course
    Duration: 2 weeks

    Step D: Ski "Aspirant Guide" Course and Exam
    Duration: 3 weeks

    Step E: Alpine "Aspirant Guide" Course and Exam
    Duration: 6 weeks

    Step F: Canyoning Course and Exam
    Duration: 50 hours (?) Must present a list and attestation of 10 canyons already done. Evaluation of skills.

    Step G: "High Mountain Guide" Ski Course
    Duration: 1 week

  • Present a list of 50 additional prior climbs (details on the ENSA website).
  • "Raid" of ski alpinism ?
  • Evaluation
  • Step H: "High Mountain Guide" Alpine Course
    Duration: 4 weeks. Course and evaluation of alpine guiding/climbing skills

    General Notes